The Golfer's Paradise - Telling them What Happened at the 16th Hole. The golfing bore epitomised in this fabulous cartoon by Bateman, showing the ultimate fantasy - a golfer seated in an armchair, glass of port in hand, waxing lyrical on his prowess, while all around him, an audience of fellow golfing aficionados sit smoking, agog and with enlarged ears flapping, listening to his tales.